Week 1

I don't do windows because......
I love the birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt!

 Week 2

I dont iron because...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press

Week 3

I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.